- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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