- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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