- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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