- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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