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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.