A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Two planes walk into an office building

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

i killed my family

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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