- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Anthony sucks

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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