- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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