what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Fart

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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How old is your mom Dead

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