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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

I'm HIV positive.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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