Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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