- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

"Knock knock." "No."

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Winter

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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