How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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