- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Gay rights.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

I have a really funny joke.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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