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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

An Asian person drove home safely.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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