- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Shea's sty....

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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