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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What do you call a black man? A person

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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