How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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