- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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