- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What can fly? Lots of things

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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