- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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