- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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