- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Women can vote? WTF

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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