What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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sky's sty

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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