Vagina cream... end of story

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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