- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Brain fart

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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