Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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