What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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KONY 2012

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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