What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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no really what are ur names?

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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