Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Read a Book.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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