Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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