- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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