- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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