Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Knock Know! Come in!

A Mormon walks into a bar

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Pickles are powerful

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

everyone dislike this

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Morning wood.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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