Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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