- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

I named my son ps2 controller

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

a man walked into a bar....

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