Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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