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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Once upon a time, The end.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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