- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

knock knock go away!!!

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

why did the zebra cross the road?

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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