- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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