What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What do you call a black man? A person

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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