- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

women's rights.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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