- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Rebecca Black's career.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Fine, ladies first.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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