Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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My Butthole.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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I am a mime

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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