- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Adam Chebali has no life

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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