What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

hi

A storm be brewin!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

A muslim walks into a gun shop

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...