You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

your life

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Liverpool City Football Club

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

think twice or at least think

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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