- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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