- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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