John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Soccer...

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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