- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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