Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why didn't he finish his

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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