- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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