your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Communism hehe xd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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