An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Anti Joke

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