- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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