Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

And you honored it I see :P

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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