A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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one stop shop

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Tim likes girls

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Anti Joke

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