Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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