A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

were you expecting a joke

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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