- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

they told me not to write here but i did

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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