- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

su algato es en fuego

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Grace Ackerson

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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